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A Corporate Story:

Every day, a small ? Ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.

? She produces a lot and she was happy.

The Chief, ? a Tiger, was surprised to see that ? the Ant was working without supervision.

? He thought if the ? Ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!

So ? he recruited a ? Bee who had extensive experience as ?supervisor and who was famous for ? writing excellent reports.

The ? Bee’s first decision was to set up a ? clocking in attendance system.

? He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he recruited a ?Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored  all phone calls.

? The Tiger was delighted with the ? Bee’s reports and asked him to produce ? graphs to describe production rates and to analyse ? trends, so that he could use them for ? presentations at Board‘s meetings.

So the ? Bee had to buy a ? new computer and a Laser printer and recruited a ? Cat to manage the ? IT department.

The? Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…!

? The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ? Ant worked.

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The position was given to the ? Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic ? chair for his office.

The new person in charge, ? the Monkey, also needed a ? computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a ? Work and ? ‘Budget Control Strategic Optimization Plan’ …

The Department where the ? Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset…

It was at that time that the ? Bee convinced the boss, ? the Tiger; of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .

Having reviewed the charges for running the ? Ant’s department , the ?Tiger found out that the Production was much less than before.

So he recruited the ? Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.

Final Report :

? The Owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded…

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“ The Department is overstaffed …”

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Guess who the ? Tiger fires first?

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Of course, ? the Ant………,

“….because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. ”

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“The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within the Corporation is pure coincidence only…”

 

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Vijay Ray is an Entrepreneur, Author, Public & Motivational Speaker. He Believes "Motivation" is basic need of Success & Every one should keep life on LEARNING mode always.

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